Ice-Breakers

Hey everyone, my friend wanted to talk to a really attractive girl, but didn't know how to start a conversation with her.  I felt kinda bad for him, so I decided to put down some ice-breakers for anyone in the same situation.  Hope they work for you ;)  oh, and I am not responsible for any awkward silences that might follow one of these comments...enjoy.

• Life without you would be like a broken pencil...pointless.

• I'm like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but i'm as sweet as can be.

• If you were a booger I'd pick you first.

• Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for Christmas.

• I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.

• Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?

• I must be a snowflake, 'cuz I've fallen for you.

• I know I don't have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.

• Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

• My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!

• Do you know karate? Cause your body's kickin!

• I can't think of anyone else I'd rather survive a Zombie Apocalypse with.

• I'm going outside to make out... care to join me?

• Excuse me, did you just fart?

• Are those space pants? Because your butt is out of this world!

• Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?

• Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.

• Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back.

• You’re so beautiful you made me forget my pick up line.