I'm not a robot, I promise...robots are metal and smell like oil. I'm made out of skin and stuff, and smell like old spice, or sweat...depends on the day.
I guess saying that I smell like deodorant and boys isn't enough to prove to you that I'm not a robot...just watch a Terminator movie, the robots all look, and act (and maybe even smell) like people. So how am I different than a robot???
...Maybe it's because I change...maybe it's because I dream of becoming something bigger and better than what I already am... Have you thought of that? Can robots do that? I don't think so, haha. So, did I prove to you that I'm not a robot?
I guess I need to go deeper. I need to tell you what I dream about and how I change. First of all, I'd like you to know that I change every single day. I change how I act, how I speak, how I perform, how I look, everything changes. Sometimes I get better when I change, and sometimes I get worse. Robots don't downgrade, but (even though I wish I didn't) I do.
Robots don't dream, they can't. You should know that I do. I dream about a lot things actually, like video games, girls, sports, and super powers...I love dreaming that I have super powers. But I also dream bigger dreams. I dream that I can become someone great, someone that others look up to and someone that's important.
I dream about changing only for the better and never downgrading again.
So, for the last time, I AM NOT A ROBOT!!! And now you should know!!!
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